escapebox answered: Tim, Kon and Bart watching/cosplaying the hobbit?
"Where are all the babes?"
"In the second movie!"
"There’s two? I thought it was one book?"
"No, there’s three-"
"If you don’t both shut up, I’m kicking you out"
"Shhhhh Bart, why you gotta be so noisy"
"SHHHHHH KON, WERE INTERRUPTING TIM’S HOT DWARVES"
Can we talk about this? Can we actually just talk about this thing right here for a moment? This that has over five THOUSAND reblogs and faves. THIS.
I love the Robins. I freaking LOVE them. So, finding something like this, I’m all, “Sweet! Let me read about this shit right here.” I’m scrolling through these like, “Awesome. Cool. Badass.” And then. And THEN I get to this last one.
"The True Son"
The TRUE son. Not that POSER son like Dick is. Or that faker-ass son that Tim—you know, who he OFFICIALLY ADOPTED—is. Nope. Damian. The TRUE son. Because being BIOLOGICALLY RELATED to someone is the ONLY valid and TRUE familial relation.
Doesn’t fucking matter that Dick has been brought up since he was BASICALLY DAMIAN’S AGE to FUCKING ADULTHOOD by Bruce. Taught, provided for, and RAISED by Bruce. No, asshole, sorry, your DNA is different, therefore, you’re not a TRUE son.
Can we please outline this in adoption pamphlets so that kids aren’t confused?
"When you’re adopted by a new family, you won’t be their TRUE child. Sorry! That belongs to blood relations and ONLY blood relations. And if your adoptive parents have any BIOLOGICAL kids, well, they are members of the TRUE family. You’re a worthless interloper. Don’t forget it!"
Thank you for SPITTING IN THE FACES of adopted children everywhere with this “true son” bullshit. Damian, the fucking asshole, attitudinal, demon-child who waltzes into Bruce’s life from fucking NOWHERE for about a YEAR is deemed the TRUE son over the child he LIVED WITH, CARED FOR, TAUGHT, and RAISED TO ADULTHOOD. Because genetics are the only family bond that actually counts.
Look, I know this is just some bullshit series of images trying to be cool. I wouldn’t even comment on this shit if it didn’t have 5k notes attached to it. But really, this is fucking insulting to adoptive children and their families. It could’ve been Damian “The Lost Son” or “The Genetic Son” fucking something that describes him as a CHARACTER even. But no. He is distilled down to his BIOLOGICAL RELATION and then noted that this makes his relation superior to all the other Robins, INCLUDING the adopted ones.
Besides, you need to change it to “The Dead Son” now.
If you want it to actually be TRUE.
…fuck this shit.
I swear, DaddyBats is the cutest! And little Dickie Bird is adorable! I love their Father/Son relationship, but I do find it weird that Batman always seems to find kids to be his side-kick. I guess kids can see through his broodiness and see that he is a softy… sometimes….
Pic by Nattie-Chan on Deviantart
Daddy BATS. ;.;!
Must have TimKon
Writing a script on paper always seems much shorter as compared to actually putting it in the comic… short oneshots like this always make me think back to how I really got interested in comics in the first place…
I really do like vague light vignettes……
Not my usual TimKon BS, but this is just gorgeous. I love the loose-style and the color scheme. Beautiful.